[Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sitting inside a bus. Boyfriend's glasses have a big dot.]
Girlfriend: You've something on your glasses
Boyfriend: I'd rather have that spot than trying to clean it and making it bigger
Girlfriend: It is amazing how you care about your glasses but then you don't care about dirty clothes
Boyfriend: Glasses are important. They help me see
Girlfriend: And clothes keep you warm...
Boyfriend: Thats the point, the dirtier the warmer