[Boyfriend is dressed as a superhero but without shoes. Feet have long nails.]
Girlfriend: Nailman, the superhero of the long and sharp nails
[Boyfriend is stopping a thief with a bag of money by cutting the bag with his feet nails]
Girlfriend: He fights evil
Boyfriend: You stole the money!
Thief: Prove it!
[Boyfriend is standing with a cat in his arms]
Girlfriend: Helps everyone
Someone: Look! He cut that tree with his powerful nails and saved Mr. Whiskers! He is our hero!
[Boyfriend is now with Girlfriend. He isn't wearing shoes and has long nails]
Girlfriend: Are you going to cut your nails at some point?