Comic transcript

[Boyfriend and Girlfriend are eating]
Girlfriend: It looks like almost all your t-shirts have stains... Do you know why?
Boyfriend: No
[Boyfriend is now eating a sandwich. Music sounds about how much he likes sandwiches]
Girlfriend: Be careful! Cheese is spilling
Boyfriend: Oh!
[Boyfriend attempts to clean it with his own hand, making the stain bigger. Girlfriend angrily stares at boyfriend while he continues munching and looks back at her]