Comic transcript

Girlfriend: My boyfriend is like a human heater. His temperature is always high and thus is a perfect solution for cold days
[Boyfriend is surrounded by people]
Girlfriend: If a savage tribe found him, they'd probably turn him into their main heat source and spend their time near him
[Boyfriend is now being used as a fire to cook some food]
Girlfriend: They'd probably use him for cooking too
Boyfriend: Hey I think next week temperatures will drop drastically
Girlfriend: OH
[Girlfriend is now really happy since she will get to cuddle more]